HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD
I appreciate soap so much because look at it
so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these
some are pretty beautiful
or wicked adorable
you can give it to a loved one
or just sit there and drool at it
but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap
The Soap Fandom doesn’t fuck around.
IN THE UNITED STATES
owning a gun
i’m still confused, is having a vagina a right or a privilege?
it’s a punishment
Do you consider yourself pretty?
How many hours do you sleep each night?
Do you have a curfew?
Do you like being outside?
Little Red Riding Hood:
Do you trust strangers easily?
The Wolf and the seven little Goats:
Are you easily fooled?
The Seven Ravens:
Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
Beauty and the Beast:
What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
The Little Mermaid:
What sacrifice would you bring for love?
The Frog Prince:
What do you find disgusting?
Jack and the Beanstalk:
What plants are in your room?
Puss in Boots:
Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
What is the meaning of your url?
Name one character flaw!
What is your greatest wish?
What is your (mental) age?
The Star Money:
What is your most prized possesion?
Golden Mary and Pitch Mary:
Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
The Snow Queen:
Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
What qualities do you think make a good parent?
The Twelve Dancing Princesses:
Do you like to go on parties?
The Emperor's New Clothes:
Do you care much about your clothes?
The Valiant Little Tailor:
Do you think of yourself as brave?
The Princess and the Pea:
Are you a squeamish person?
"Oh so that’s what we doin’ now?"
- African American Proverb. Said when one is behaving brand new. (via
blackproverbs, via ericmcwavy)
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
say something i'm giving up on you
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
backpainwayne, via tylerknowsbest)