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p4sstheblunt:

danger:


turkeytree:

merasmus:

stone cold

this kind of shit gets you thinkin 
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brah

zayyummm


But chances are if her day went differently, then the people cutting down the tree would have had a different day so it probably wouldn’t have made a difference

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via aylinsomething)

"You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering."

- Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via aiux)

(Source: larmoyante, via neverthenah)

vgkait:

shutupaubrey:

parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids

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I feel like this ask should be a part of this post

(via the-hogwarts-sexpress)

optical-delusion:

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

tanatot:

ostolero:

yo danny fenton he was just 14

when parents walked in on a gay love scene

(via the-hogwarts-sexpress)

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

(via the-hogwarts-sexpress)

"I am a feminist. I’ve been female for a long time now. I’d be stupid not to be on my own side."

- Maya Angelou (via vaguelyhomicidal)

(Source: robert-winchester-novak, via n0t-with-haste)

26 Sex Questions (aka Sextions)

A. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session?
B. Have you ever had sex continuously for more than an hour?
C. Have you ever devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)?
D. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
E. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
F. Have you ever written an explicitly erotic story?
G. Have you ever brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
H. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes?
I. Have you ever had sex with someone you’re not in a relationship with?
J. Have you ever had sex simultaneously with two or more people?
K. Have you ever had anal sex?
L. Have you ever gone out in public while wearing an anal plug?
M. Have you ever gotten really turned on by saying or hearing dirty talk?
N. Have you ever realized that you are much more sexually open-minded/kinky than most of your previous partners and/or friends?
O. Have you ever been part of an S/M roleplay (master/mistress/slave), domination (as the dominant/submissive part), or being victim of pain (such as whipping, caning, hot wax on genitals, nippleclamps/genital clamps etc.)?
P. Have you ever fantasized about or practiced orgasm control/denial?
Q. Have you ever tried scissoring?
R. Have you ever performed or received oral sex from a man?
S. Have you ever performed or received oral sex from a woman?
T. How old were you the first time you had sex?
U. How many sexual partners have you had?
V. Have you ever practiced BDSM on yourself (bondage, nipple clamps, hot wax, et cetera)?
W. Have you ever had sex in front of other people?
X. Have you ever had a crush on a fellow blogger?
Y. Have you ever had an orgasm without any direct stimulation (not counting dreams)?
Z. Do you like being called dirty names during sex?
jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night.